>YOU CAN SAY YOU KNEW ME WHEN!!!
>minutes ago, i received this email from john, the editor of the malahat review . . .
A quick note to let you know that we have decided to submit your story “A Degree of Suffering Is Required” as one of our three permissible entries to the Journey Prize.
The issue with your story is now at the printers. You should see copies before or after New Year’s!
The Malahat Review
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
confused by my extreme excitement and uncontrollability to contain myself? click here to find out what the journey prize is.
when you’re done reading, you can tell all your friends that you knew me when!!! woot!!
it’s okay, my delicious munchkin-readers, you can admit it . . .
yet this may be one of the few times that saying “it’s just an honour to be nominated” is actually true! i am so humbled and so excited and so grateful!
i’ve also just creamed my pants.
the only way to celebrate something like this is to have lots of sex.
lots of sex is what i want, and lots of sex is what i shall have!!
drop your pants, muthafucka.