Day of Hanksy Part 4: Pie Hard
The fourth and final installment in my Hanksy-blog-it-like-it’s-hot day!
Yippie-kai-yay Mother Fucker, it’s PIE HARD.
I’m walking near Bushwick and Troutman in Brooklyn, and when I saw this from across the street, I went running toward it like a crazy woman, dodging the fucking crazy new york drivers across the intersection (ya, i ran through a red light, WHATEVS! it’s hanksy!)
PIE HARD! It’s Bruce Willis as John McClane, holding up lots and lots of pies! And he’s holding a slice of cherry pie in his hand. OMG I’M HAVING A GRAFFITIGASM.
I’m not gonna lie, when I found this, i started dancing and jumping up and down and laughing like a giddy imbecile. But the great thing about Brooklynites, they are so personable, some of them saw me and smiled and stopped to ask what was going on. they were all smiling and friendly and awesome. Then they went and unscrewed some fire hydrants and played in the spray (it’s hot out here). MAN ALIVE, I LOVE BROOKLYN!
it looks like, at some point since this was erected, someone tried to put a wheatpaste over this. luckily, someone realized what was going on and ripped that fucker off. YOU DON’T GO OVER A HANKSY, BRAH.
i’m touching him!
i think it’s on what used to be a church.
is there a church of Hanksy?
THERE SHOULD BE.