I’ve had an absolute bonkers week (more on that in a sec) so I’m slow to report that earlier this week, my latest misanthropic, bitchy essay was published in VICE. Once you get on the wrong side of 30, it’s like a plague of locusts descends upon your friendships. You better lock up your besties and buddies in your basement now and make sure they can’t chisel their way out, because your 30s are a barren wasteland.
So, uh, enjoy?
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The reason this week has been absolutely bonkers is because I took part in an indie theatre fest called Operation 24! Run by Parkdale theatre darlings Unit 102, Operation 24 is a 24-hour theatre challenge where plays are written, rehearsed and performed professionally all within 24 hours! “Each writer stays up until the wee hours of the morning to craft a ten-minute play. The actors and directors take that play and rehearse it all day, preparing to show it to you, our audience at 8pm the next night. 24 hours from beginning to end resulting in a dynamite night of theatre.” As you may have guessed, I was one of the writers!
At 8pm on Tuesday night, each playwright started writing a 10 minute play on our own. After LOTS of coffee and pizza, I finished my play around 3am. I sent it to my director and two actors around 3:30am and was absolutely wrecked.
Some of the other playwrights finished around 5am (and one completely rewrote his play at 7am!). At 10am, the director and actors began to rehearse. Then at 8pm and 10pm, the actors nailed 2 performances of it, memorized, staged, blocked, cued, costumed, and lit!!
It was an absolutely thrilling and brilliant experience. Longtime readers of this blog know that in my past life I was a playwright with quite a few productions under my belt, but this was the first time something of mine had been staged since 2010. I had such a great (albeit sleep-deprived) time and I’d definitely do it again, and recommend it to all the playwrights, directors, and actors in Toronto who want a challenge!
Don’t forget to check out the official Christine Estima dot com for more of my theatrical productions, performances, and more!
May 19, 2017 | Categories: acting, Christine Estima, creative writing, portfolio, theatre, toronto, Vice, writing | Tags: #theaTO, 24 hour playwrighting challenge, author, canadian women writers, Christine Estima, Christine Estima VICE, christine estima writer, columnist, creative writing, editorial, essay, essayist, friendships, independent theatre, indie theatre, op-ed, operation 24, playwright, playwrighting, publishing, stage, stage life, theatre, theatre life, Toronto, toronto theatre, unit 102, unit 102 theatre company, vice, vice canada, vice magazine, writer, writing | Leave a comment
Last year I performed at GRTTWaK, reading an entry from my 1996 diary which was hilarious and cringeworthy at the same time. It was a great experience where I ended up being included on GRTTWaK’s curated podcast. Well, the CBC show Podcast Playlist got wind of my performance and included it in this week’s edition, “As Seen On TV!”
If you want to give’r a listen, click here and fast forward to time index 48:00!
And if you want to watch this performance in full, including me trying to stifle a giggle as the audience laughs, you can watch it below!
Last week I mentioned that I’d be reading at the Toronto launch of Room Magazine’s 40th Anniversary Anthology. Well it went great! A lot of people in the Canadian literary community showed up and I got to talk books, creativity, and the business with some incredibly talented and accomplished peers!
I’m so pleased that they included me in the anthology. There are more good things like this to come, things are happening and it’s all very exciting. I love being a writer, espesh a respected member of the Can. Lit. community!
As always, don’t forget to visit the official Christine Estima dot com to check out all of my published works, and all of the media attention I’ve garnered!
April 27, 2017 | Categories: book, Christine Estima, creative writing, events, portfolio, toronto, writing | Tags: anthology, author, Canada, canadian fiction, canadian literary magazines, canadian literature, canadian stories, canadian women writers, Canadian writer, canadian writing, CBC, cbc podcast playlist, CBC Radio, Christine Estima, Christine Estima VICE, christine estima writer, columnist, creative writing, editorial, essay, essayist, fiction anthology, Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids, GRTTWaK, live-storytelling, making room, matt galloway, op-ed, performance, performing, Photography, podcast playlist, publishing, reading, room anthology, room magazine, spoken word, stage, Toronto, writer, writing | Leave a comment
If you’re a longtime reader of this blog (which has officially been around for 12 years this month….), you might remember a decade ago when I sold a short story to Room Magazine. I posted about it here….my gosh that blog post hasn’t aged well. Also TMI, ESTIMA. Yeeesh.
Back then, Room was called Room Of One’s Own, but it’s always been an outlet for Canadian women to have feminist literature and art published. This was a big success for me at the time because I was still a novice, emerging writer with only a few successes under my belt. Also, I was still finding my style, voice, and form (which, for a writer, can take years).
In any case, recently Room contacted me to let me know they were putting together their 40th Anniversary Anthology and they wanted to include my short story!
Me: So you want to re-publish the same story a decade later?
Me: And you want to pay me a second time for the same story?
Me: What do you need me to do?
Them: Could you talk about it on social media?
Me: HOLD MY BEER.
In addition to this great honour, later this week they are having the Toronto launch party for the 40th Anniversary Anthology and they asked me to be one of the readers! Huzzah! Finally, a captive audience.
The event is the evening of April 22 at the Artscape Youngplace in the west end of Toronto, so if you’re about and free that evening, I’d love to see some familiar, friendly faces in the room. Get it? THE ROOM.
……(I’ll get my coat).
All the details for the even are here on the Facebook Event Listing so come out on Saturday and watch me be a huge ham in front of Can.Lit scenesters.
Also don’t forget to check the official Christine Estima dot com to read my published works and to check out all the great things I have coming up!
April 17, 2017 | Categories: academic essays, book, Christine Estima, creative writing, events, feminism, portfolio, toronto, writing | Tags: anthology, author, canadian fiction, canadian literary magazines, canadian literature, canadian stories, canadian women writers, Canadian writer, canadian writing, Christine Estima, Christine Estima book, Christine Estima VICE, christine estima writer, columnist, creative writing, editorial, essay, essayist, feminism, feminist, feminist literature, fiction, fiction anthology, op-ed, prose, prose fition, publishing, room magazine, short prose, short stories, Short story, short story author, short story writing, Toronto, writer, writing, writing career | 1 Comment
Travel for women is never simple, espesh when you require reproductive health care on the road. That’s the topic of my latest essay for VICE. Solo women travelers always need to plan for incidentals that men need not – whether it’s what we can wear in any given country, to what kind of health care we can access – and many times these services are priced beyond our budget, not covered by insurance, and require extreme measures.
Click the above image or here to read.
Don’t forget to check out the official Christine Estima dot com to read all of my previous essays for VICE and many other magazines, newspapers, and journals. TO THE TYPEWRITERS!
February 10, 2017 | Categories: academic essays, Christine Estima, creative writing, feminism, portfolio, travel, valentine, Vice, writing | Tags: adventure, author, backpacking, canadian women writers, Christine Estima, Christine Estima VICE, christine estima writer, columnist, creative writing, editorial, essayist, feminism, feminist, freelance travel writer, Germany, reproductive health care, solo women travellers, travel, travel skills, travel tips, vice, vice canada, vice magazine, women's issues, women's rights, writer, writing | Leave a comment
Two essays published in one week? I feel pretty spoiled. Head over to the Life-Travel section of The Globe and Mail (a national newspaper here in Canada) and read my piece about chasing the lost art of the Viennese Ex Libris! It’s online today, and will be published in the print edition tomorrow (Saturday, June 18, 2016). I will update this post once I have the actual thing in my painted-fingernail’d-hands.
Edit! Turn to page 5 of the Travel section!
This has been in the works for a while and I’m super proud of how it all turned out. Working with the peeps over at G&M was really positive and I’m glad this went from pitch to published in a relatively short turnaround. Read the piece by clicking here or the photographs!
I’ve been really lucky over the past few years with how many editors and publications are willing to take me on, and who support my voice and writing style. Hopefully that can continue! Already, I have a few more publications that I’ve sold, slated for later this year, so when they come out, expect me to BLOG IT LIKE IT’S HOT.
Don’t forget to check out the official Christine Estima dot com. It’s got all my published works up there for you to read over a cuppa and a slice of cake. Enjoy!
June 17, 2016 | Categories: academic essays, Christine Estima, creative writing, hipsters, portfolio, travel, vienna, writing | Tags: adventure travel, austria, author, authoress, budget travel, canadian stories, canadian women writers, Christine Estima, christine estima writer, columnist, editorials, essayist, essays, ex libris, freelance life, freelance travel writer, freelance writer, freelancer, hipster travels, passion passport, published author, published writer, the globe and mail, travel blogger, travel section, travel skills, travel tips, travel tuesday, travel writer, travel writing, travelgram, traveling on a budget, travelling, vienna, Viennese, visit Austria, visit Vienna, writer's life | Leave a comment
Sometimes I really hate talking about this stuff, but writing is cathartic, and what is the point of being a writer if you don’t talk about the things that mortify you to an audience of millions, right? Oh boy.
My latest essay in VICE is about what it’s like having Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome and having to deal with the resulting hirsutism. Women aren’t allowed to have hair, if you didn’t already know, and the world won’t let us fucking forget it. The way we are shamed for having something that naturally grows on our bodies is outrageous, but if you’re like me, you’ve internalized that shame. It has definitely affected my self-worth and self-confidence, but most days no one actually knows that I deal with hirsutism because I am so vigilant about it now. Years of bullying will do that to you.
And don’t forget to check out the official Christine Estima dot com where you can read all of my published VICE essays, and more!
June 14, 2016 | Categories: academic essays, Christine Estima, creative writing, feminism, health, portfolio, Vice, wellness, writing | Tags: am writing, author, authoress, Canada, canadian women writers, Canadian writer, canadian writing, Christine Estima, Christine Estima VICE, christine estima writer, columnist, creative writing, editorial, essayist, freelance writer, hair, hair removal, hairy, hirsute, hirsutism, laser hair removal, op-ed, pcos, personal essay, polycystic ovarian syndrome, published author, published writer, published writing, satirical essays, story published, vice, vice canada, Vice do's and don'ts, vice magazine, vice news, vice studios canada inc, views my own, waxing, woman, writer, writers of wordpress | 1 Comment
Head to the magazine section of your local book store and grab the new issue of literary magazine The Antigonish Review (issue 185). Turn to page 67 to read my new short story, “The Meat Disappears from the Bones.” I’m super excited about this because I’ve been trying to crack into TAR for a decade. They’re a super prestigious literary magazine from St. Francis Xavier University, and they’ve published the likes of Carol Shields, Rohinton Mistry, and Marshall McLuhan!
See. The medium IS the message.
Or in my case, the tedium is the message.
Anyway, normally I would post a scan of the first page of my story to pique your interest, but this time I thought I’d post the last page. See above! Hope you enjoy! Fanks for the support, munchkins!
And as always, visit the official Christine Estima dot com for all of my published works, performances, and press!
May 18, 2016 | Categories: Christine Estima, creative writing, portfolio, writing | Tags: author, authoress, Bukowski, Canadian arts and culture, canadian fiction, canadian literary magazines, canadian literature, canadian stories, canadian women writers, Canadian writer, canadian writing, carol shields, Charles Bukowski, Christine Estima, christine estima novel, christine estima twitter, Christine Estima VICE, christine estima writer, creative writing, fiction, freelance writer, literary journal, literary journals, literary magazine, literature, magazine publishing, marshall mcluhan, novel writing, Poetry, prose, prose fiction, published writer, publishing, rohinton mistry, short prose, Short story, st francis xavier university, story published, story writing, the antigonish review, the meat disappears from the bones, writer, writing | Leave a comment
Grab a copy of the current issue of subTerrain Magazine and turn to page 4 for my Creative Non-Fiction story, entitled “Rue Berri.” It’s a piece about my time in Montreal last year when I found the apartment my grandparents lived in during the 1940s. Above is a scan of the first page to whet your appetite. Included in the issue is also some of my original photography! See my hastily painted fingersnails there? SCHEXY.
Some of you have asked me where to find all these literary magazines in which I’m published. In Chapters/Indigo, you can find them in the Literature/Arts/Music section of the magazine racks. At indie book shops like Type Books or Drawn n’ Quarterly, just ask the clerks for help but those shops always have a large lit mag selection, so here’s a scan of the issue in which I appear so you can find it easily!
Working with the editors at subTerrain was a dream, they were so kind and helpful. I’m so honoured to be included in the pages of this amazingly beautiful issue, I’ve been trying to break into them since, I think, 2001 or 2002-ish, when I entered a crappy, crappy story into their Lush Triumphant contest. 15 years later – success! See? That’s how long it takes writers to improve. It’s a slow process indeed.
And, as always, don’t forget to check out the official Christine Estima dot com for all of my published works, and more!
February 2, 2016 | Categories: Christine Estima, creative writing, photography, portfolio, writing | Tags: canadian fiction, canadian stories, canadian women writers, Canadian writer, canadian writing, chapters indigo, Christine Estima, christine estima dot com, christine estima writer, creative non fiction, creative writing, drawn and quarterly, editing, editor, editors, lit mags, literary agent, literary anthologies, literary journal, literary journals, literary magazine, literature, magazine publishing, Montreal, non-fiction, publishing, Rue Berri, Short story, story, subterrain, subterrain magazine, type books, writer, writer's life, writer's problems, writing | Leave a comment
My latest essay has been published in VICE, about the ragebait videos of Toronto cheerleader Nicole Arbour: we all know she’s racist, misogynist, and a fat-shamer, but she also loves to hide behind the banner of “satire” to get away with her bullshit. This piece is about her lack of understanding of what constitutes satire, and also, why comedy is so important and relevant when done right.
Also, I get to talk about her asshole.
It’s also one of the more popular pieces on the VICE network as of right now, so that’s pretty rad.
Some new details about her have emerged since publishing this piece (which I won’t get into on ye olde blog), and I’m getting a lot of private messages from people who have worked with her and know her, who say they can confirm some allegedly criminal behaviour on her part. Toronto is a massive metropolis but it’s small enough that everybody knows everybody somehow, and if your shit smells, people are gonna talk about it. I don’t address this controversy in my piece, but it’s interesting to note and keep in mind.
Don’t forget to check out Christine Estima dot com if you want to read more of my published works, included many more of my VICE essays.
January 15, 2016 | Categories: academic essays, asshole, blogger, Christine Estima, creative writing, critic, critiques, feminism, portfolio, Vice, writing | Tags: asshole, author, canadian women writers, Christine Estima, Christine Estima VICE, columnist, comedy, dear fat people, dear feminists, editorial, essayist, essays, feminism, nicole arbour, op-ed, published writer, satire, the view, Toronto, toronto writer, vice, vice canada, vice magazine, vice news, vlogging community, whoopi goldberg, writer, writing, youtube, youtubers | Leave a comment
I’m really excited to share that my non-fiction story, ‘Spray It, Don’t Say It,’ has been published in the latest issue of Event Literary Magazine, that for decades has published the best short prose and poetry in the country. I have been trying to crack into Event for 10 years (they are notoriously selective!), so I was delighted when they snatched this up with such kind words for my voice and style. The piece is about my time as a waif on the streets of Europe, and specifically deals with this, where I blogged only peripherally about it at the time, so this story is the full story. Here’s a scan of the first page to pique your interest:
And here’s my EVENT bio. Awww yeeeeeeah, dis mah shit. This is only a slice of my publications, my full list of publications can be found here
You can pick up Event at any bookshop in the country. As always, don’t forget to check out the official ChristineEstima dot com for more of my writing, performances, and recent news!
October 20, 2015 | Categories: academic essays, Christine Estima, creative writing, portfolio, writing | Tags: Amsterdam, canadian fiction, canadian stories, canadian women writers, Canadian writer, canadian writing, Christine Estima, christine estima writer, creative non fiction, Europe, EVENT, Event literary magazine, EVENT magazine, graffiti, graffiti poem, Laser 3.14, Laser314, latest issue, non-fiction, Poetry, prose, publication, publishing, short prose, Short story, story, street art, writer, writer problems, writer's life, writing | 1 Comment
It was really great to work with the team at Metro, the whole process was very fast-paced and positive. It was such a challenge to put everything I wanted to say into a mere 400 words, I’m used to writing 1500-word essays, so I welcomed the challenge to be brief and succinct. BUT I’M SO LOQUACIOUS!
Also, funny sidenote: that photograph of me there… That was taken yesterday with my iPad as I sat in a café on Spadina. OH THE GLAMOUR.
Fanks for reading, my munchkins, and don’t forget to check out ChristineEstima.com for more on my writing career.
October 2, 2015 | Categories: academic essays, Christine Estima, creative writing, portfolio, writing | Tags: canadian women writers, Canadian writer, Christine Estima, Christine Estima Metro News, columnist, creative writing, essayist, essays, ethnicity, ethno-cultural minority, freelance, freelance writer, freelance writing, language, life of a writer, Metro News, Metro News Canada, metro views, op-ed, opinion piece, publication, racism, racism in canada, racist discourse, writer, writing | Leave a comment
Another publication! The life of this writer has been so exciting lately. Grab a copy of GRAIN Literary Magazine, issue 42.4. Turn to page 13 and you’ll find my short story, “That Slice of Recklessness is Delicious.” It’s about typewriters (of course). Here’s a scan of the first page of my story to pique your interest:
You can pick up GRAIN in the magazine section of any book shop or book seller!
It was such a pleasure to work with the editors and peeps at GRAIN, they really supported my voice and style. Also, I’ve been trying to crack into GRAIN for about 10 years, so I’m extra excited about this.
Don’t forget to check out my official website for more samples from my published work!
September 22, 2015 | Categories: Christine Estima, creative writing, portfolio, writing | Tags: author, canadian fiction, canadian stories, canadian women writers, canadian writing, Christine Estima, christine estima writer, creative writer, creative writing, fiction, fiction author, GRAIN, GRAIN literary journal, GRAIN literary magazine, journal of eclectic writing, literary journal, literary magazine, new issue, portfolio, prose, prose fiction, publications, published writer, Short story, short story author, typewriter, typewriters, writer, writing, writing portfolio | 3 Comments